February 2012
34 posts
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember &...
Valentine's Day 2012
Everyone else:
Me:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
