February 2012
23 posts
Valentine's Day 2012
Everyone else:
Me:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
January 2012
73 posts
Watchthisdopekidjonah:
xnikkibaaby:
savey0urheart:
liikeab0ss:
IF YOU WANT TO STILL BREATHE, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. FOREVER REBLOG.
HAHAHA
LMFAO
OMG IM DYINGGGGGG.
OH MA GAH. lol
You in every Math Class.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Adele: I set fire to the rain Me: Mom: Adele: Watched it pour Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
geexjodie:
tvsadamwest:
503216:
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geexjodie:
tvsadamwest:
503216:
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Reblog if you are part of The Hunger Games fandom
hunger-games-what-ifs:
thegirlonfire12:
onedirectionnfanfictionn:
THE NOTES!
look at those notes
ASDFGHJ this isnt one direction but LOOK AT THE NOTES
<3
I did not know there were this many HG fans! So proud. Bless this fandom.
Watch
faggotnazi666:
thepizzaqueen:
why do people still have offensive urls
with like ‘faggot’ and ‘nazi’ and ‘666’ and things like that
i mean honestly
why?
hey
that hurts
Watchgoodvibesandgoodfood:
cathyness:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
iceroadfuckers:
trophywifematerial:
kendallmyschmidt:
hermionegranger:
whatisaweek-end:
reesl:
keep-it-loki:
atlaswasright:
praystation3:
2perfect4jesus:
queenofthecats:
basedgodtrilla:
literallysame:
jujuthugnasty:
wow
man and y’all say white people are weird
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